She opened her eyes & took a deep gasping breath. She was lying down in a dark, dark place. “Where am I?” she wondered. She cried out for help, desperately seeking aid & information. Her mother was the first to hear her mourning cries. She reached into the drawer, & in a final attempt to save her dear child, she placed her on the charger. She waited patiently for the results. Soon, a tiny apple with a bite out of it appeared! Alas, her child had nearly & gratefully escaped death! She embraced her but didn’t dare remove her from the iHome device, at risk of further damage. She had awoken from the deepest sleep there is.